Club 30's"Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad,101st Edition

last SG · 2008-11-04T11:53:00+00:00

Still on the redheaded bimb.... I mean, Sarah Palin....You guys read about how she was duped into talking to some comedian who claimed to be the French presi...

av98m SG

can't he use kindergarten english eg "build" or "construct"? or was he trying to show his flair of the language? though i've sat in an entire meeting whereby the speaker went "condom" instead of "condo" - and it was no less than 10 times.

that's the problem when people try to use big words sometimes.

and the guy going condom must have thought that really was the short form for condominium

honeymouse SG

good for him..

i can't be a teacher.. i'd become a mass murderer

oh.. funny thing happened the other day.. one of the senile management was trying to brief some people.. the notes had this:

To mitigate the noise, there will be an erection of a noise dampening tower

the idiot was answering some questions about the noise during the Q&A and he said "yes.. because of the noise, we will have an erection"

i almost had internal injuries stifling my laughter

I can't be a teacher either.... I am lacking patience! Hubby keeps telling me that he's not going to let me teach our kids in the future.....

Ha ha.... I like the notes from your management.... funnnnny...

tare SG

wah, your friend is good

haha got to know her from clubbing... cool sia... she say teaching damn stressed nowadays cos lotsa shi.t, not just teaching... tat's why she drink and club so often hahahahaa

another guy teacher tio complain. kid's parent say he's bad example cos he dyed his hair (highlighted actually)... he told the principal, "when i was their age (the kids) i nvr dye my hair... when they are my age, their parents also cannot say anything anymore..."

kopiosatu SG

most modern singaporean parents are idiots

tare SG

the presentation part.. taken straight out from the construction plans..

if you see construction places, there'll be a board outside proclaiming the permit number, owner, builder and architect.. and the project would be "Erection of a 2-storey semi-detached.. blah blah"

thing is, this guy from the Senile Management.. engrish damned condemned one.. but he goes around shamelessly praising himself.. so most don't care if he goes around humiliating himself..

if he go ard talking abt erection, i'll stare at his *ahem ahem* and go, "u call TAT an erection??!!" shake head and walk away... wahahahahaahahaha

kopiosatu SG

and i got my new flash!!! so sexcited!

the Bear SG

as long as the teachers are not clubbing their students with a baseball bat, can already

av98m SG

its funny when we get emails by people trying hard to impress with their use of language but getting it all wrong.

one time my colleague got a really bad one and asked me if I could figure out WTF the guy was trying to tell us. thing is, this colleague of mine taught english!

av98m SG

as long as the teachers are not clubbing their students with a baseball bat, can already

and vice versa!

kopiosatu SG

i know one of my colleagues can't speak english for nuts

and they literally translate their sentences from chinese, word for word.

"no horse run"

"when the gentleman speaks, 4 hourse hard to chase"

and i can't remember what else...

then you have the horrible words like "United Estate" when he meant "United States"

and "Hamsterdam" when he wanted to say "Amsterdam"

the Bear SG

i'm refreshing CNN every few minutes to check on the latest projections..

there's a little story in the corner which tickled me.. it says "Who next for satirists?" Comics will need a new target when Dubbya leaves office

hisoka SG

haha got to know her from clubbing... cool sia... she say teaching damn stressed nowadays cos lotsa shi.t, not just teaching... tat's why she drink and club so often hahahahaa

pple have this thinking that teachers cannot have private lifes........ the other day the new paper had this article about a teacher wearing bikinis, and the school "counselled" the teacher........

kopiosatu SG

McCain confirm lose liao

look at the lead!

i was watching CNN and they "gave" McCain the entire central USA and he could barely reach 270!

av98m SG

pple have this thinking that teachers cannot have private lifes........ the other day the new paper had this article about a teacher wearing bikinis, and the school "counselled" the teacher........

nuts. you'd think singapore was ruled by the fucking taliban or something.

hisoka SG

that's the problem when people try to use big words sometimes.

and the guy going condom must have thought that really was the short form for condominium

erection of a tower is not a big word......... it's proper usage, but say the whole dam line.......

and the condom short form is good =D

the Bear SG

McCain confirm lose liao

look at the lead!

i was watching CNN and they "gave" McCain the entire central USA and he could barely reach 270!

current projections:

Obama - 207

McCain - 89

tare SG

erm.. my angmoh damn jialat also...

know wat is "otherwhere"? i wanted to say other place or else where, end up it came out as tat... luff at me for wks... >.<

av98m SG

McCain confirm lose liao

look at the lead!

i was watching CNN and they "gave" McCain the entire central USA and he could barely reach 270!

Good!

hisoka SG

its funny when we get emails by people trying hard to impress with their use of language but getting it all wrong.

one time my colleague got a really bad one and asked me if I could figure out WTF the guy was trying to tell us. thing is, this colleague of mine taught english!

I had one letter where it looked like the person tried to randomly insert some long and chim sounding word every few words. I gave up reading halfway.......

hisoka SG

nuts. you'd think singapore was ruled by the fucking taliban or something.

actually it's not just parents. did an informal "poll" of the article in the office and most couldn't acept it. Seems like most singaporeans are conservative pricks......

apparently she took part in some barely-there bikini contest and posted the photos on the blog.

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